Anonymous asked: If you could be a cheese, what kind would you be?
partybarackisinthehousetonight: yes i’m very good in bed. excellent in bed. *props up pillows and folds blankets* *pillow falls over* uh *sweats nervously* this doesn’t usually happen i promise
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
grettann asked: Do YOU now what "f" is?
Anonymous asked: If you don't mind me asking, how old are you? <3
saddumbgirl: idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
upgraders: It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
Nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind, I tell you. In...– Sri Sri Ravi Shankar (via kiddings)
misteroswald: bbc weather right now: high chance of tears across the entire planet
wolfcas: one thing i will never ever tolerate is castiel hate you can hate on me, but touch one perfect strand of messy hair on my precious fallen angel’s head and i will turn into a red monster of rage.
When my parents type "www." into the url.
laugh-addict: I’m like: and they’re just like:
a-utumnly: roses are red tumblr is blue nobody likes you so fuck off yahoo
lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
togaml: life is hard when you like fictional characters more than real people
Florida Teen Expelled, Charged With Felony For... →
transhumanisticpanspermia: pizzavanguard: fuckyeahmarxismleninism: A Florida family says their 18-year-old daughter was charged with a felony and expelled from high school as a result of a consensual, same-sex relationship with another student. Kaitlyn Hunt started dating a female classmate at the beginning of the school year when she was 17 and the girl she was dating was 15. According...
partybarackisinthehousetonight: show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
excalilbur: things i can’t imagine: someone having a crush on me someone thinking about me during random times of the day someone getting butterflies by thinking of me or talking to me someone wanting to talk to me but doesn’t, thinking they’ll annoy me someone thinking i’m genuinely cute and wanting to kiss me someone wanting to date me someone falling in love with me someone having ...
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work